Tumblr Mouse Cursors
HEY HUNNY (:

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: oreooficial, via trust)


staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via yelled)


ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(via trust)


crunchier:

Me tbh
  • person:get your license
  • me:The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive


uqqqh:

xxx
ufocottoncandy:


“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”
 ― Ellen Goodman

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via yelled)